Um, it’s brilliant.
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
Um, it’s brilliant.
Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio @ Golden Globes in 1997 and 2009
They aged well is what they did.
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“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I didn’t shave and still wore shorts” The training manual for Not Giving A Fuck
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justanother-beautifuldisaster:
“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”
he’s perfection.
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Emma Watson, Cannes Festival 2013
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
ur wish has been granted
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i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore